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I have not been a grumpy bum in ages! I used t get wound up over the smallest thing, now i just dont have time, and i long since accepted that anything beyond my control isn't worth getting my knickers in a twist over, if the net goes down, ill read a book, if i cant pay a bill this week, it can wait til the next, if my dog ****s on my carpet then its my fault for not letting her out, but there is one thing that really fecks me off.
Ok, bad language warning, i have been typing for at least an hour here there and everywhere and i felt calm until i thought about what really pisses me off, and instantly it has made my adrenaline soar through me, so forgive me if i seem hostile and potty mouthed, you have been warned.
Ok, its bad drivers, nay, not bad drivers, we all drive badly at times, that is a given, we dont mean to but we do, we glance at our phone, we look for CDs, we consult maps, we drink hot coffee, fiddle with ipods, chat to back seat passengers intently, glance around going ooooh thats pretty isn't it love....
Yes we all drive badly, but by and large most of us behave impeccably on the road.
But there are some drivers who quite frankly are buffoons, complete imbeciles unable to control their aggression while behind the wheel of a car which just happens to be behind another car which is keeping to the speed limit, if conditions dictate, i have no qualms in going slower, none whatsoever, it conserves fuel and makes the drive much more pleasurable than zipping down roads and country lanes in the fastest possible time in all weathers, with their fecking headlights and fog lights on full whack, as close to your arse as a nappy, so close that the headlights vanish!
WTF is wrong with you people? Are you deprived of a hug? Deprived of sense evidently, seriously, its like its their mission to be a complete w@nker to everyone on the road, feck em, their in my way, ill be an utter shit to everyone in a yellow car....
Tonight i had my niece in my car as i drove to the chippy and back, half that journey was spent with me concentrating on the *****s driving erratically behind me, 3 altogether, all up my arse with lights full on, flashing me and weaving in and out, fists shaking at me, some giving me the birdy, like im the one who cant drive? Sort yourselves out, if you wanna die, go fecking OD on copious amounts of ketamine or something, slit your wrists, just dont involve me and my family, for fkkkks sake.
It makes me really angry, but i never let my driving become influenced, i never behave like that, ill mutter under my breath at most, Jesus Christ, i drive a little funto but these idiots drive motors with barely any more BHP then i have in the bonnets. I drive a lot, and at night, night time drivers are the worst, its like they use main beam like a weapon, i dont give a toss when their way back behind with main beam on, ill tilt the mirror, no problem at all, but up close its fecking scary!
I am seriously thinking about installing surveillance/recording equipment about the funto, because the way people are driving it is as if they have never been taught, and maybe they haven't? Its pricey, why take the test when you can bypass all that legal stuff and drive anyway? Though its not just those with crappy cars, even those with prestige motors act like kents, the big powerful car making up for the lack of a decent penis and consistent semen.
Now i feel calm again, until next time some twerp decides to drive like speed limit signs were just guideline estimations for their own IQ.
I do apologise for the language, i tried hard not to be offensive, i really wanted to say the C word more than a few times, because thats one of the first words that forms on my lips when confronted with these types of drivers, You C...!
If your one of these arseholes, give it a rest, its not big, its not clever, its not entertaining and certainly not impressing anyone, its dangerous, retarded and selfish, and if you end up seeing what a ditch looks like from upside down a few miles up the road after being a prick behind me, dont expect me to offer any assistance.
This was to go into the Grumpy thread in the discussion forums but it got a bit serious, not so much grumpy, more frustrated than anything, these people really need to sort it out, driving like they do, there is no need for it at all.