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Art Nude

By cattyal  
We now move on to the genre that is Art Nude. This, I've been told by a certain wooden man, is one area in which he will need considerable practice as it's a bit harder than photographing flowers or people with their clothes on.

As you can see from his progress so far he seems unable to see the big picture and remains tightly focussed on just one area.

His assistant has been allowed to step out of the camera purely for this photograph. His role is to stop our man getting too distracted using a bucket of cold water and a slap or two around the face with a cold, wet and very dead Guppy.

(if I could have found a real dead Guppy I'd have used it but alas Tesco didn't sell any).

Tags: Camera General Digitally manipulated Woody Wooden man Humour and fun

Voters: kaybee, Scaramanga, saeidNL and 39 more

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kaybee 15 6.7k 26 Scotland
15 Dec 2011 10:02AM
He does seem a bit focused on the puppy dog noses ............. but he is good at painting them - you have to give him that much

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Scaramanga 11 57 6 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 10:12AM
Ha brilliant.
saeidNL 9 3 Netherlands
15 Dec 2011 10:16AM
Subeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbb,love it,
BarbaraR 13 22 1 England
15 Dec 2011 10:47AM
Haahaa, great work !

barbarahirst 11 27 12 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 10:54AM
that is so funny and well done by you GrinSmileGrinSmile
rambler Plus
11 1.0k 17 England
15 Dec 2011 11:04AM
Wonderful, it will bring a smile to everyone's face, such talent.

Richsr 12 91 223 England
15 Dec 2011 11:07AM
Well worked again with this
Regards Richard
JackAllTog Plus
10 5.7k 58 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 11:31AM
Super Smile very artistic too.
sherring 12 46 13 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 12:25PM
Superb and a great follow on image. Like your write up too, very funny.
I dont know how you come up with these and if I was wearing a hat I would take it off to you.

chase Plus
14 1.2k 264 England
15 Dec 2011 12:51PM
Wicked !! Love the thought gone into this,so made me smile !!
posty57 11 6 2 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 1:12PM
Wonderfully conceived and brilliantly executed, and funny ! Cheeky bugger can't even wait to get to his computer, so he's using a polaroid !

Cormy 12 3 England
15 Dec 2011 3:14PM
I see you've treated yourself to one of these new fangled digital cameras and and a sexy blonde hairdo.Brill !!!
scrimmy Plus
11 389 5 Scotland
15 Dec 2011 3:44PM
I've to put the skin softening into turbo mode to achieve that plastic look, but my models are usually stiff too Tongue
TyChee 14 275 1 United States
15 Dec 2011 4:18PM
LOL! Great shot.
DaveU 13 1.4k 125 England
15 Dec 2011 4:43PM
tee-hee Smile
stevie 15 1.2k 2 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 7:38PM
tomcat 14 6.4k 15 United Kingdom
15 Dec 2011 7:39PM
It should be a miniature version of yourself he is drawingWinkTongue

cattyal Plus
14 8.9k 6 England
15 Dec 2011 10:27PM
Thanks everyone - glad you appreciate my silly ideas. I've run out of them for the moment but am hoping inspiration will strike again soon!

Thank you Ken too for your award - very much appreciated!

As for a mini version of me instead of the doll - not a chance Smile
graceland 14 2.5k 2 United Kingdom
16 Dec 2011 3:22PM
cattyal Plus
14 8.9k 6 England
16 Dec 2011 3:42PM


Happy Christmas to you too Robin Smile I've not got into the Christmas groove yet but maybe I will next week Smile
Glostopcat 13 255 2 England
21 Dec 2011 9:21PM
Absolutely hilarious Alison, very imaginative and superbly set up and executed.
cattyal Plus
14 8.9k 6 England
21 Dec 2011 10:14PM
Thanks Edmund - sadly my ideas only lasted for 3 pics but that's probably enough Smile

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