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Spiderwoody

By cattyal  
Spiderwoody, Spiderwoody,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderwoody.

Gotcha you little toe-rag - you know I don't have a spare mask and I've been superhero-ing for the last week with a paper bag on my head so that no-one recognises me....... Besides it doesn't even fit you pillock ........ superheroes don't put pegs on their masks to hold them on!

Time now for a glass of wine........

Tags: General Woody Wooden man Spiderman Humour and fun

Voters: Ade_Osman, carmenfuchs, miss_v and 29 more

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Ade_Osman 16 4.5k 36 England
8 Jul 2011 8:36PM
Yep that's it!....It's official.....You're bonkers!

Ade

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cattyal Plus
14 8.9k 6 England
8 Jul 2011 8:48PM
Yay - I shall revel in my official status of bonkers and see if I can't reach the giddy heights of total lunatic Smile
SlowSong Plus
11 8.3k 30 England
8 Jul 2011 9:00PM
You get weirder and weirder and I'm sure are now bordering on the Daliesque! Brilliant fun. Grin
katem 13
8 Jul 2011 9:13PM
spiderwoody to the rescu or summat Smile
Shellio 8 2 United Kingdom
8 Jul 2011 9:32PM
This is so hilarious Grin well done!
Shell
Georden 8 11 England
8 Jul 2011 10:20PM
Brilliant!

George
Daisymaye 11 23 16 Canada
8 Jul 2011 10:29PM
Oh....thought maybe you just finished your wine, maybe the whole bottle, lol. Seriously, this is brilliant. Weird but brilliant..............Sandy
Sean_Dillon 10 2 2 England
8 Jul 2011 10:55PM
Haha, made me laugh.
John
cattyal Plus
14 8.9k 6 England
8 Jul 2011 11:00PM
Thanks everyoneSmile Who knows where the ideas come from but this one came to me Thursday afternoon whilst at work. I did a quick test shoot last night at about 10.30 but had to wait until this evening when I could make the bag (from an envelope found at work) and the webby stuff which was snipped from my old man mask - it has plenty of hair and could spare a few strands!
JackAllTog Plus
10 5.7k 58 United Kingdom
9 Jul 2011 12:15AM
Wow, excellent I like Slow Song's Daliesque comment - Nice one.
hess123 10 5
9 Jul 2011 12:49AM
HAHA!
sherring 12 46 13 United Kingdom
9 Jul 2011 10:02AM
Ohhhh thats so goooood. Made me laugh anyway.

Steve.
Andy_Cundell 8 1.1k 5 England
9 Jul 2011 8:25PM
LMAO!
Glostopcat 13 255 2 England
9 Jul 2011 9:49PM
Fantastic fun for a frivolous Friday, this one made me laughGrin
cattyal Plus
14 8.9k 6 England
9 Jul 2011 10:56PM
Thanks again everyone Smile I'm still waiting for my next lightbulb of inspiration!

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