Death by Chocolate
According to the witness this gentleman and his friend, said witness, were just walking along the road discussing the merits of creosote pressure-treated wood, pentachlorophenol pressure-treated wood, and inorganic arsenical pressure-treated wood in the construction of small wooden men.
All of a sudden bosh - out of nowhere - well the sky - came this ruddy great bar of chocolate and landed smack on top of Charlie.
I suggest for the time being that we remove Mr Charlie from his prison and I'll give the Mrs a ring - she makes the best chocolate brownies ever and we'll be eating them forever with this little lot........
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