There’s a lot of talk about holidays in the air. When we can take them, where we want to go. What the risks of cancellation are… Those who were trapped on cruise ships around this time last year may be cured, of course.
Two schools cruises cured me of the desire to go on a large cruise liner: I saw enough sea to last a very long time! By way of contrast with the schools approach (dinner queues, dormitories) I actually feel quite uncomfortable being pampered all the time, and I’d rather be in a down-to-earth bed and breakfast place. Though that didn’t stop me signing up for a cruise on the Danube a few years back, nor did it stop me enjoying it.
Now, one of the things that I always used to think about in work meetings was the ‘burn rate’ – the cost per minute of the meetings I attended when there seemed to be a lot of highly paid people not really addressing a problem. Very few people I’ve met can chair a meeting effectively – drawing out the knowledgeable and quieting the garrulous. I wasn’t one of them. And the burn rate for a cruise is frightening – it’s the most per day that we’ve ever laid out for a holiday.
On the plus side, the food was wonderful, the staff friendly instead of obsequious, and the entertainment excellent (we signed up because Show of Hands were there for the duration). And on a river cruise, there’s always something to see. On the ocean, you see a lot of sea. And then a carefully-guided tour. Everything was a civilised, manageable scale.
And while a stream of river cruisers provided a steady income for local service industries, I don’t think the vessels overfaced the facilities – I’ve been horrified by pictures of superliners in the Thames, or Venice. I don’t get what the experience is – maybe a few people can enlighten me!
So I’ll never be heading round the world on a cruise, and I probably won’t be travelling with AMA Waterways again unless we win the lottery. Go on – tell me what I’m missing…