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Ten Years Hard.

By foggytwo
Our three pals, Robert, Rory and Roger.
Through no fault of their own.
Found themselves on wrong side of law.
Over a misunderstanding with a mobile phone.
Now normally our wee Desert Rats.
Are clean as clean can be.
But Rory got in with a shady character
Down in Brighton by the sea.
Then old honest Mick, the Meerkat.
Being nosey, and what he saw.
Made him do the honest thing.
Yes, Mick informed the law.
The three were visited by P.C. Plod.
On Wednesday of last week.
Which resulted in our gang of three.
Ending up before the beak.
The judge he heard the evidence.
And in sentencing our three.
Gave them ten years hard labour.
A long time before they would be free.
Now for Desert Rats thats a long long time.
For our wee brown hairy meeces.
Robert and Rory are holding up.
But Roger has went to pieces.
Roger asked to see the prison guard.
Poor chap, he cried upon his shoulder.
But the prison guard, he had no heart.
Sending Roger back to break the boulder.
So now you know of this sad tale.
Of rocks and broken stone.
Just imagine where you may end up.
Over a silly mobile phone.

Tags: Digitally manipulated Pets and captive animals Humour and fun

Voters: LynneJoyce, brownsilent, Glostopcat and 31 more

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LynneJoyce Plus
13 22 101 United Kingdom
3 Aug 2010 7:23PM
Great fun!
brownsilent 14 7 2 United Kingdom
3 Aug 2010 7:28PM
He, he, great fun as always, love it!
Glostopcat 15 255 2 England
3 Aug 2010 7:34PM
A fabulous fun picture Pete, this could only be yours! As always a most amusing verse to accompany the image.
*lol* Brilliant! Grin
Mynett 13 142 6 United Kingdom
3 Aug 2010 8:35PM
Oh this is fun - the picture and the poem - a treat for anyone to see and read and treasure. Thanks for bringing them back to the screen I have missed your Rhymes Pete

Linda xx
Lillian Plus
12 23 17 United Kingdom
3 Aug 2010 8:56PM
What a laugh and loved the poem
well done
photophantom 13 108 3 Philippines
3 Aug 2010 9:12PM
most entertaining stuff here Pete, thumbs up
DP_Imagery 17 24 6 Wales
3 Aug 2010 9:52PM
he he - foggy's back Wink

bricurtis Plus
16 2.5k 51 England
3 Aug 2010 9:54PM
Yes the real foggy's back - great poem - amusing image.Smile
Great work Pete.
User_Removed 17 386 2 United Kingdom
3 Aug 2010 11:57PM
lol, Excellent once again. Smile Smile Smile
CarolG 14 199 20 Greece
4 Aug 2010 6:21AM
What super work, Pete, a wonderful image and a great poem. Carol
4 Aug 2010 11:31AM
Wonderful Smile
4 Aug 2010 7:16PM
superb pete,still laughing,well done.ray
pamelajean Plus
15 1.6k 2238 United Kingdom
4 Aug 2010 10:17PM
Ten years? Aaaaw, they surely don't deserve such a harsh sentence.
5 Aug 2010 3:15PM
well done,pete it is so funny its funny as a bunny.
talia and daryl
KathyW 18 1.8k 12 Norfolk Island
7 Aug 2010 10:38PM
Thanks for the smile Pete Smile
First laugh of today, good one old man
14 Aug 2010 10:56PM
had a good laugh at this one ! Must try and look at things your way !!! (hope you are keeping better) gill
Jat_Riski 13 89 United Kingdom
18 Aug 2010 10:11AM
Super image, great work Pete.
magda_indigo 18 418 England
28 Aug 2010 6:29PM
LOL!!! Great Pete, thanx, M, (*_*)
helenlinda Plus
14 374 22 United Kingdom
12 Sep 2010 2:09PM
Great fun Pete
your just a mad man .............. but a nice mad man
lonely_oryx 14 61 55 England
22 Sep 2010 3:21PM
Thanks for the laugh
leginR 13 England
23 Sep 2010 10:02AM
foggytwo 18 36 1 Scotland
1 Oct 2010 7:00PM
My thanks to everyone above for the comments,they are very much appreciated.

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