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Not Quite Hansel and Gretel

By Hop-A-Long  
Good morning everyone, I do hope I am finding you all well.

I got up this morning to find someone has taken a fancy to our dustbin along with several other neighbours bins in the street, either that or aliens arrived in the night and took them to run experiments, maybe when the bin doesn't take them to its leader they will put it back.
So I had to make a phone call to the Police this morning, again. I say "again" as on Thursday night whilst we were attending the NorthEast Buisness Awards my mobile went off at around 10pm. It was my eldest son who had strict instructions not to phone unless it was an emergency.
I felt my heart sink as the phone sat in my hand vibrating with my sons name illuminated on the screen. I answered it, hoping that he had ignored what I had said and was phoning to ask something stupid, he wasn't.
He is a smoker and is banished from the house to the street when he wants a fag, I am an ex-smokerof many years, a very bad one, I still get times where I could put a whole pack of cigarettes in my mouth and smoke the lot in one go so the smell of smoke is like torture to me. Anyway, he had gone outside to have a breath of fresh air and whilst stood in the street he spotted that Gill's car which was parked on the road had a flat front tyre. Being a good lad, he decided to change it. This of course has nothing to do with that his Mum drives him to work in the morning.
Having changed the flat tyre he decided to phone me to let me know. Not let me know that he had changed it, or that it was flat, nope, he phoned me to tell me that some total muppet had thrust a large kitchen knife straight through it. Thanks for that.
The Police were called by my son and they came out to see Gill the following day, it's not exactly an emergency, so fair enough. The officer proceeded to tell us that our car was one of five with tyres slashed in the area that night and over the last three weeks there have been at least twenty done.
I like the Police, I think they do a very good job under the circumstances, I also think it is a very hard job. I have friends who are Police Officers, but I have to question, if this has been going on for the past three weeks why are there no officers on patrol in the area? I mean there is someone walking around with a knife which is large enough to enter through one wall of a car tyre and exit through the other wall. That's a rather large knife and a scary thought.
What a week, but it is now the weekend and my darkroom is nearly finished, the garden is beginning to take shape and I am spending today and tomorrow getting them both closer to finished than they are now, which I enjoy.

Todays upload is another from my trip out to Weardale and the Pennines.
I spotted this tin shed and had to get a shot of it. I did however get the car stuck in the small muddy gateway and for a moment thought I would have to get help to get out, but then suddenly I the car gained some grip and I was able to get back on the road.

All comments as always welcome.

Tags: Drive Forest Pennines Trees Wood Black and white Shed Tin Weardale

Voters: nonur, jaktis, SlowSong and 17 more

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nonur Plus
9 17 13 Turkey
17 Mar 2012 9:54AM
What a story! I like the elfin grot, a mysterious shot! Hope you have a nice weekend!

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jaktis 14 84 Sweden
17 Mar 2012 10:39AM
A pity that to hear this story, but thats life

SlowSong Plus
9 7.4k 30 England
17 Mar 2012 11:01AM
Never a dull moment! I like the peek at the building leaving us wanting to know more. Sad
franken Plus
15 4.6k 4 United Kingdom
17 Mar 2012 11:09AM
Wow! What a story!

AnnChown Plus
8 207 1 United Kingdom
17 Mar 2012 12:40PM
It never rains.... but I hope that's the last of it! Love this and the mono treatment works a treat.
woolybill1 Plus
11 23 72 United Kingdom
17 Mar 2012 1:24PM

Quote:I like the elfin grot, a mysterious shot!

Elfin grot in Sylvan shade. If you had investigated inside you might have found a store of rather large knives (and their owners - far scarier!)
Glad to hear that the darkroom is nearly ready. I presume it will be baptised with a cup of tea Smile
Have a great week-end!
KarenFB Plus
12 5.0k 171 England
17 Mar 2012 4:01PM
..................yes, but what about the dustbins? Wink

Elfin grot - a brilliant discription!
pluckyfilly 11 351 33 United Kingdom
17 Mar 2012 7:54PM
good storyline, hopefully your weekend gets better - colour might have been nice for your pictureWink
morpheus1955 11 3 2 United Kingdom
17 Mar 2012 9:58PM
Brilliant shot, great composition, processing and presentation, really works well as a mono. Hopefully your having an uneventful weekend Smile

taggart Plus
13 47 13 United States
18 Mar 2012 12:04AM
loved the text! our trash bin was stolen recently--- we are quicker to bring it in these days-- Have no idea what they did with the trash!
CarolG 11 199 20 Greece
18 Mar 2012 6:29AM
What a world we live it, Andy, where nothing is safe from these mindless vandals Sad Carol
Rende 11 38 4 Netherlands
18 Mar 2012 11:43AM
Nicely atmospheric, gritty image Andy, and an interesting, though somewhat disconcerting write up.
Thanks for the stacking info; I'll try it out when I have some time; looks like fun!
gary_d 10 576 13 Wales
18 Mar 2012 9:45PM
A great mono image and the story reminds me of what happened to four of my tyres a few months back.

ugly Plus
10 9 57 United Kingdom
20 Mar 2012 7:03AM

If you go down to the woods today you will be seeing a big surprise...

Nice image just not sure what round the corner...


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