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You have a very nice portfolio, I particularly like The Northern Lights sky shot.
You were saying that you met a Troll, well, I too met one while I was in Bergen, Norway. I was high above the city (having gone up by cable car) and wandered into the woods. The Troll was lying on his back on a mound of grass and when I pointed my camera at him to take my shot of a lifetime he jumped up, bent over with his bottom towards me and let out an almighty f**t. The smell was disgusting, I had to turn my head away and when I looked back he was gone. All I could hear was his cackleling laughter among the trees. I've never seen one since. But I do have some fairies at the bottom of my garden, so if ever you're over here in England I might let you take some pictures of them.
PS. A knock at my door. Men in white coats. They're coming to take me away, away. They're coming to take me away.
You were saying that you met a Troll, well, I too met one while I was in Bergen, Norway. I was high above the city (having gone up by cable car) and wandered into the woods. The Troll was lying on his back on a mound of grass and when I pointed my camera at him to take my shot of a lifetime he jumped up, bent over with his bottom towards me and let out an almighty f**t. The smell was disgusting, I had to turn my head away and when I looked back he was gone. All I could hear was his cackleling laughter among the trees. I've never seen one since. But I do have some fairies at the bottom of my garden, so if ever you're over here in England I might let you take some pictures of them.
PS. A knock at my door. Men in white coats. They're coming to take me away, away. They're coming to take me away.