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Half wit

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Half wit

22 Jul 2008 8:13AM   Views : 463 Unique : 328

This one sums up life for most of us......


A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire.

The Department of Employment claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'
demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.


Smile at everyone you see today, you're a half wit. Smile

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KarenFB Plus
12 5.0k 171 England
22 Jul 2008 10:52AM
Lol!! Yep, that sounds about right!! Smile

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