I've had a few emails lately from Princetown Premier
They tell me it's their pleasure to inform me that I have been considered for inclusion into their 2008-2009 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry.
The 2008 / 2009 edition of the registry will include biographies of the world's most accomplished individuals. Recognition of this kind is an honor shared by thousands of executives and professionals throughout the world each year. Inclusion is considered by many as the single highest mark of achievement.
Wow, I have finally reached the dizzy heights of stardom...Now I can take that Viagra I bought and get my member enlarged to go with this accolade...I think I'll use some of $10m I won on the recent European Lottery...
email is great