We now move on to the genre that is Art Nude. This, I've been told by a certain wooden man, is one area in which he will need considerable practice as it's a bit harder than photographing flowers or people with their clothes on.
As you can see from his progress so far he seems unable to see the big picture and remains tightly focussed on just one area.
His assistant has been allowed to step out of the camera purely for this photograph. His role is to stop our man getting too distracted using a bucket of cold water and a slap or two around the face with a cold, wet and very dead Guppy.
(if I could have found a real dead Guppy I'd have used it but alas Tesco didn't sell any).