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The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Day lunch


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The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Day lunch

3 Oct 2020 10:10AM   Views : 471 Unique : 318

My wife went to work last night at 4:45pm and her last words were ... "I'll be bringing back a large portion of Fish and Chips"
About 5 minutes after she left I'd completely forgotten what she'd said and made myself fish and chips with mushy peas ... boy I was so full after eating it at 6pm
At 7.45 pm my wife came home with a large bag under her arm.
"What's that dear ?"
"It's Fish & Chips with a large mushy peas and a large curry sauce! I hope you're hungry ...SadSadSad"
Twas Dawn French all over again
I'll try and listen in futureWink

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altitude50 19 23.9k United Kingdom
4 Oct 2020 11:21AM
In December 1981 I was part of a four man charity drive around Scandinavia in a 4x4 vehicle, we had two receptions in a town in North Finland, because of conditions we were late for a midday lunch in a hotel, we had a large 3 course meal at about 5 pm, then had a civic reception! This was in the basement of a bank with the mayor early evening. We had another wonderful meal there with toasts in spirits to the countries, towns, civic dignitaries and every organisation going, of course we couldn't appear to be ungrateful, the four of us were extremely full of delicious food and quite well lubricated by midnight . Luckily we were chauffeured to separate houses for the night,
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Robert51 14 12 147 United Kingdom
5 Oct 2020 8:58AM
One day you may be brave enough to tell her, or if you have I hope you both have a good laugh about it.

I wear hearing aids because my wife says I have selective hearing. She talks and I don't hear a thing...
Getting very much the same thing for the crap that's now on the tv.

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