After the fortnightly meeting of our local camera club I walked home with my camera bag slung over my shoulder. Passing the pub I thought,'mmm, just one won't hurt', and so in I popped for a lovely dutch beer. Sitting just next to the bar in a corner was a really beautiful dutch girl. Long blonde hair, and legs up to her armpits.
I sat and watched her for a good 15 minutes before finally plucking up enough courage to say to her, “You are very beautiful, would you mind if I took a photo of you?”. To which she responded by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Well everyone in the bar quickly turned round and are now staring at us, and so now hopelessly and completely embarrassed I crawled back to my table.
A few minutes later the young lady in question came over to me to apologise. She smiled at me and quietly said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
“Thats okay”, I said, and immediately stood up and shouted at the top of my voice,"What do you mean 200 euros?"