Someone has understood.

By saltireblue    
Nuff said.
Says it all.
Sums it up.
The truth will out.

Get thee to the kitchen and the bedroom, woman.


Silly Sunday goes sexist.GrinGrinGrinGrin

Malc

(puts on protective armour, adds another three firewalls and generally keeps head below parapets, assumes new identity........)

Tags: Truth Silly Sunday Humour and fun Sexist

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Comments


bobsblues 6 10 2 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 8:17AM
Totally agree with you .SmileSmile
Rob

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20 Oct 2013 8:21AM
GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
franken Plus
14 4.0k 4 Wales
20 Oct 2013 8:26AM
I agree as my wife is not in the room! SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile

Ken
widtink 4 406 2 Scotland
20 Oct 2013 8:51AM
Totally agree with you bro SmileSmile

Rod
20 Oct 2013 9:08AM
Dream on!!Think it should be "Man to serve."
L
cats_123 Plus
12 4.6k 26 Northern Ireland
20 Oct 2013 9:10AM
Sssshh!! GrinGrinGrin
20 Oct 2013 9:11AM
Ha ha, well knowing the Women that I know Malc, the rest of the sentence should Read, 'up on a Plate' Wink

John Smile
RonnieAG Plus
6 153 116 Scotland
20 Oct 2013 9:19AM
Better keep this one to yourself: if Mrs. Saltireblue sees it she'll be taking a swipe round your lugs.
Ronnie.
SlowSong Plus
8 6.4k 29 England
20 Oct 2013 9:45AM
..... together with a nice Chianti. Smile
ColleenA Plus
4 319 4 Australia
20 Oct 2013 10:03AM
Hope the protective armour is enough for you....you may want to invest in an armoured car as well.....well spotted and my husband would agree with thisGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
mrswoolybill Plus
9 966 1494 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 10:22AM
No, I was reading this totally differently. Can I order one to be served up now and one wrapped up to take home for later?
Moira
woolybill1 Plus
9 22 68 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 10:36AM
Man to be served with banning order?????
Well seen, Malc. Let's hope the body armour is effective!
Regards
Bill
saltireblue Plus
6 6.0k 33 Norway
20 Oct 2013 10:45AM

Quote:No, I was reading this totally differently. Can I order one to be served up now and one wrapped up to take home for later?
Moira


How would madam like him done?Smile
20 Oct 2013 10:45AM
You are a treasure......
SmileTongueSmileSmile
Hope to see you upload in the near future.....Wink
mrswoolybill Plus
9 966 1494 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 10:52AM

Quote:How would madam like him done?

There are all sorts of requirements for prime meat. Lean, free range, well hung...
saeidNL 6 3 Netherlands
20 Oct 2013 11:19AM
stuuning image,very well done,
saeid
rontear Plus
13 8 7 England
20 Oct 2013 11:35AM
Signs we miss ! Great observation, Malcolm.
Ron

Quote:No, I was reading this totally differently. Can I order one to be served up now and one wrapped up to take home for later?
Moira


Il go with Moira on this one.. Sunday roast anyone?
Michaela Wink
saltireblue Plus
6 6.0k 33 Norway
20 Oct 2013 12:48PM

Quote:No, I was reading this totally differently. Can I order one to be served up now and one wrapped up to take home for later?
Moira
Il go with Moira on this one.. Sunday roast anyone?
Michaela Wink


Meat and 2 veg??Tongue
saltireblue Plus
6 6.0k 33 Norway
20 Oct 2013 12:51PM

Quote:How would madam like him done?
There are all sorts of requirements for prime meat. Lean, free range, well hung...



LOL!
If I wrote what I was thinking, I'd have to delete it after putting on my Moderator cap.Grin
taggart Plus
12 47 13 United States
20 Oct 2013 12:55PM
Your disclaimers where're a good idea!
20 Oct 2013 1:04PM
A subpoena..... for this one I'm thinking. But certainly got the ladies thinking and coming up with some good ones.
Rende Plus
9 38 4 Netherlands
20 Oct 2013 1:49PM
SmileSmileSmile
Rende
mikbee 9 3 8 Scotland
20 Oct 2013 2:28PM
''And once ye get out of the kitchen woman,bring me a nice cold beer out of the fridge'' !!
(And a couple of cheese and tomato sannies too.)
Nice one Malc.
A good bit of hard hitting journalism here telling how things should be !!
Mick.
Nikonuser1 Plus
4 72 14 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 2:39PM
Great find Malcolm, some great comments, treading on thin ice I think!!!!!Smile


Cliff
Hungry man going to cold lonely bed...


Dougie
AnnChown Plus
6 199 1 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 5:09PM
GrinGrinGrin
TrevBatWCC Plus
8 12 10 England
20 Oct 2013 5:29PM
A perfect Silly Sunday shot, Malc! Grin
Trev Smile
NDODS Plus
6 5.1k 125 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 5:43PM
Just one, I can think of plenty....

Regards Nathan GrinGrinGrin
LynneJoyce Plus
8 20 99 United Kingdom
21 Oct 2013 7:31AM

Quote:No, I was reading this totally differently. Can I order one to be served up now and one wrapped up to take home for later?
Moira



I'm with Moira on this one. Make sure mine has the physique of a Rugby League player.
adrian_w Plus
9 3.6k 4 Scotland
21 Oct 2013 5:01PM

Quote:No, I was reading this totally differently. Can I order one to be served up now and one wrapped up to take home for later?
Moira
How would madam like him done?Smile



Obviously slow braised overnight. Those Highland Bulls are very tough when old!
Irishkate Plus
6 38 100 United Kingdom
21 Oct 2013 10:28PM
Dream onTongue
KateGrinGrinGrin
adrian_w Plus
9 3.6k 4 Scotland
22 Oct 2013 11:20AM
AnneWorner 8 620 43 United States
7 Nov 2013 2:15PM
Er du gal - tenk om andre norske kvinner ser dette! Ga i dekning!

Anne Toril

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