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Have you seen him .. tell me have you seen him ..

By SuziBlue  
It was only when everyone had sat down to dinner that the enormity of the situation hit Ade and Bri. Nothing to remember him by but a jar of old chili sauce - or was it an old jar of chili sauce - all that remained in the place set for him, empty, barren, the cold wind of desolation whistling round an empty chair.

It was Ade who cracked first.

"I can't quite believe," he whispered into his hanky, "that he is not here. I feel ... so empty inside."

Bri gritted his teeth. He gritted his knees. He gritted his toes. But it was no good. Grit just wouldn't stay on without a bit of glue. He pushed on, trying to keep his chin from quivering. "It's no good," he croaked. "My chili is as like dry ashes in my mouth. How can I sing, twirl, pirouette like per normal when James isn't here. I am bereft, floating on a sea of loneliness, lost in a fog of something or other. "

They wept, these two men. Yes, wept. Two grown men wept for the memory of Burnsy who even at this moment was getting up to unmentionable things back 'ome and had probably even had a carry out and a run to the offy and was blithely unaware of the deep suffering in a brick building somewhere between Skipton and Harrogate.

Tags: Portraits and people Humour and fun

Voters: AlwaysAl, Anthony, minicooper and 32 more

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Comments


Anthony 15 5.6k 17 Scotland
8 Jun 2009 12:38AM
roflmao.....Sooz, your brilliant.

Anthony

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jeanie Plus
12 6.0k 6 United Kingdom
8 Jun 2009 8:52AM
LOL Excellent, Suzie Smile
sut68 Plus
13 2.0k 76 England
8 Jun 2009 8:55AM
PMSL ... spot on Sooz, nice one Smile
fauxtography 11 6.6k 36
8 Jun 2009 9:42AM
LOL! Excellent... he must have gone home to his "real friends"
MrsS 10 4.5k 18 England
8 Jun 2009 9:45AM
LOL Sooz - - thanks for your company over the weekend and on the way home - - glad to see you got home safely, PM on it's way Smile

Fran x
Big Bri 15 16.1k United Kingdom
8 Jun 2009 9:51AM
I'm still weeping....

Sad
mrswoolybill Plus
10 990 1514 United Kingdom
8 Jun 2009 10:10AM
Weeping with laughter here...
Moira
JamesBurns 8 1.3k 7
8 Jun 2009 10:54AM
You sods.

I still feel like crap too... Have any of you been to Mexico recently? Tongue
Big Bri 15 16.1k United Kingdom
8 Jun 2009 11:58AM
Mexico ? Swine Flu ?
Oh right, nothing to do with the 34 bottles of beer you drank in 18 hours then.
digicammad 13 22.0k 39 United Kingdom
8 Jun 2009 12:07PM
Rotfl @ Sooz, caught the mood just right!

James do you have any idea of what you have let yourself in for now? Smile
JamesBurns 8 1.3k 7
8 Jun 2009 12:10PM

Quote:James do you have any idea of what you have let yourself in for now?

Pretty much... Sad
rowarrior 8 4.4k 9 Scotland
8 Jun 2009 2:09PM
ROFL, love the description
Goggz 9 2.3k 72 Wales
8 Jun 2009 9:20PM
OW! My sides ache Smile THis really got the spot Sooz Smile

Poor "ole" James... he'll never live this down.
9 Jun 2009 9:26PM
Fantastic Sooz. Great shot, great tale, great weekend.
Pleasure to meet you and the rest of the rabble, hope to do all again someday.
Regards, Tony
petra16 10 169 Scotland
25 Jun 2009 10:54AM
Love the story with the picture

petra
x
SuziBlue 14 16.2k 10 Scotland
27 Jun 2009 4:53PM
Heeheee! Thanks all. James - you wuz missed Smile
banehawi Plus
12 1.5k 3555 Canada
8 Aug 2009 2:40AM
A click for the great narrative, and spotless sensor.


W
6 Mar 2010 11:14PM
I just love the story. Nice shot too.
SuziBlue 14 16.2k 10 Scotland
8 Mar 2010 1:59AM
Hehe! thanks very much ..

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