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Enchanted Forest

By ValeryAst
Hi Everyone!
Thanks for your comments on my previous download and for your kind words!Smile

As usual here are a few jokes for you, my friends

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session,
Im not aware of your problem, the doctor said.
So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Of course. replied the patient.
In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he cant drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is
stopped by the same police officer who says, Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo.
The man replies, I did. Today Im taking them to the movies.

Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?
The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window.
Ive been waiting for you all day, the cop said.
The guy replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

A woman phones up her husband at work, Ive got some good news and some bad news for you, dear.
Im sorry honey, he says, Im up to my neck in work today and Im totally stressed, so just give me the good news, OK?
Well, she says, the air bags work

Have a nice day!SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile

Tags: Flowers and plants Landscape and travel

Voters: User_Removed, capto, tonyng and 37 more

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User_Removed 17 386 2 United Kingdom
22 Jan 2014 8:47AM
Excellent capture, perfect title. Smile
barbarahirst 13 27 12 United Kingdom
22 Jan 2014 9:22AM
22 Jan 2014 10:10AM
Valery, Stunning image and it portrays the place as being mystical and enchanting Smile Hope you are keeping well.
Brian J.
Mollycat Plus
8 21 2 United Kingdom
22 Jan 2014 10:21AM
Beautiful photograph Valery, like this very much. GrinGrin Peter.
taggart Plus
16 47 14 United States
22 Jan 2014 1:49PM
I would like to walk in this beautiful enchanted forest!
22 Jan 2014 2:26PM
Wonderful capture and a real enchanted atmosphere in this superb composition, Valery! Thank you for your lovely jokes, they are really great!
22 Jan 2014 4:05PM
Lovely atmospheric image.
NDODS 10 5.2k 127 United Kingdom
22 Jan 2014 4:07PM
Brilliant humour, stunning imagery Valery...

Regards Nathan GrinGrinGrin
ColleenA Plus
9 492 7 Australia
22 Jan 2014 4:09PM
Your jokes always make me smile Valery....loved the penguin joke....a beautiful image from you today, love the composition and the wonderful light and mist...excellent photography
tomcat 15 6.4k 15 United Kingdom
22 Jan 2014 8:22PM
Love ethic "air bag" joke

Can feel the magic in your upload

22 Jan 2014 8:48PM
Fantastic shot Valery. I have so missed your jokes. So glad to be No. 30. Cathy
netta1234 9 382 2 Wales
22 Jan 2014 8:59PM
Great image that I lioke very much,and
the jokes mad me GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
Lillian Plus
12 23 17 United Kingdom
22 Jan 2014 9:28PM
A lovely shot and so atmospheric
Ayoob 10 Australia
22 Jan 2014 9:51PM

Quote:A lovely shot and so atmospheric

I agree with all above , it is a great image...Grin
Maiwand 14 3 73 England
22 Jan 2014 11:25PM
Wondrful atmospheric shot Zoran-- and your jokes are better than ever !!!GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
debu 11 India
23 Jan 2014 6:00AM
Beautiful image.
evelen 16 5 England
29 Jan 2014 6:22PM
wonderful shot Valery.
29 Jan 2014 7:00PM
Quite mystical, Valery.
Great image.

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