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The Weightlessness

By ValeryAst
Hello to All!
Thanks a lot for your kind comments and votes!Smile

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Priest flies the plane. He calls up a stewardess:
- Which altitude our plane has?
- 3000m
- Bring me a glass of cognac, please...
After a while:
- Tell me please, which altitude is now?
- 6000m
- Bring me one more cognac, please...
Five minutes later
- Which altitude is now?
- 10000m!
- Bring me some water, please!
- But why? I can bring you one more cognac...
The priest says, almost in a whisper:
Hush, please! My boss can hear us!

Satan flies up to heaven to God and asks him: - Take one sinner from me, please! He killed up all the demons, climbed up on my throne and shouts "Where is the transition to the next level here!?

Dad teaches his son: - Remember son, an intelligent person should always be doubting in everything. Only a fool one can be completely sure in all things.
- You sure about that, Dad...?
- Just absolutely!
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Have a nice day!Smile

Tags: Landscape and travel

Voters: HarrietH, User_Removed, Sreidser08 and 32 more

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Comments


HarrietH Plus
11 303 Portugal
18 Oct 2013 9:03AM
Beautiful Valery.

Harriet
18 Oct 2013 9:17AM
Love this image! Very different!
18 Oct 2013 9:33AM
This is a lovely image. But I think that if you could have excluded the branches, bottom right, it would no longer be lovely,
it would be a completely gorgeous 100% competition winner!!! Smile


Regards,
Alan
18 Oct 2013 9:37AM

Quote:This is a lovely image. But I think that if you could have excluded the branches, bottom right, it would no longer be lovely,
it would be a completely gorgeous 100% competition winner!!! Smile


Regards,
Alan

I thought about it ... To do this, you need to be a professional in Photoshop ... I am not such, unfortunately ...Sad
Thanks!Smile
Hermanus 9 4 South Africa
18 Oct 2013 9:42AM
Excellent image with great colour ValeryGrin
NDODS 11 5.2k 127 United Kingdom
18 Oct 2013 9:46AM
A very well observed, composed and captured image with great beautiful colour and a wonderfully crisp and clear reflection Valery

Regards Nathan GrinGrinGrin
Mollycat Plus
8 21 2 United Kingdom
18 Oct 2013 10:42AM
Beautiful composition great depth of colour, the moon's reflection is a joy. GrinGrinGrin Peter.
achieverswales 11 8 101 Wales
18 Oct 2013 12:12PM
Awesome as it is Valery have another UA.

Regards

Trev.
Joline Plus
15 38 59 United States
18 Oct 2013 12:22PM
Stunning autumn colors, the title is perfect for this.
taggart Plus
17 47 14 United States
18 Oct 2013 2:35PM
Love the moons in your image! Brilliant!
Mollycat Plus
8 21 2 United Kingdom
18 Oct 2013 3:05PM
I must agree with Trev Valery. Here's mine.
Jasper87 Plus
11 2.8k 158 England
18 Oct 2013 4:11PM
Super saturation, Valery, tons of impact.

Dave
EMJAYCEE 12 10 10 England
18 Oct 2013 4:31PM
Superb Valery - The colour, the reflections, all are so beautiful.
Joan.
Niknut Plus
11 3.1k 82 United Kingdom
18 Oct 2013 5:12PM
Great shot !!....amazing rich colors !!
Maiwand 15 3 73 England
18 Oct 2013 6:56PM
Super reflected image Valery. Looks like the world is on fire.GrinGrinGrinGrin
Ron
18 Oct 2013 9:50PM
Amazing shot Valery. Superb reflection and colours. Cathy
Mike_Smith Plus
14 858 2 United Kingdom
18 Oct 2013 11:14PM
What an outstanding image this is Valery, one to be proud off
Ayoob 10 Australia
19 Oct 2013 2:31PM
GrinGrinGrin WOW GrinGrinGrin Wonderful shot with beautiful reflection and colours , Valery - very well done.....Wink
1881 9 India
19 Oct 2013 7:48PM
This is a stunningly beautiful image.
Chinga Plus
11 3 2 United Kingdom
20 Oct 2013 12:18AM
Wonderful shot... Very pleasing to the eye...
IB
20 Oct 2013 10:19AM
Simply stunning, Valery.SmileSmileSmile
Effrossini
20 Oct 2013 6:18PM
Beautiful image with super reflections
Keep the humour with your images as well
sparrowhawk Plus
13 282 2 United Kingdom
21 Oct 2013 6:59PM
absolutely beautiful shot
johnlw 15 1 10 United Kingdom
22 Oct 2013 1:35PM
Super image beautifully captured.
Sue_R 15 11 6 United Kingdom
25 Oct 2013 10:38PM
Great colours!

Sue Smile

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